Johnny Hoglund The Cubs have announced that All-Star catcher Willson Contreras is expected to miss about 4 weeks with strained right hamstring. All the Contreras talk in the news somehow reminded me of the time he shot his shot on former porn star, Mia Khalifa in 2017. Nothing wrong with making new friends, right? … Continue reading Mi Friend: The Time Willson Contreras Slid into Mia Khalifa’s DMs
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By Johnny Six Point We're now at the end of the 2018 All Star Break and life could not be better on the Northside of Chicago. Kyle Schwarber fought one hell of a battle against future Cub, Bryce Harper and Javy Baez put on a show himself in the Home Run Derby. … Continue reading Northside All-Star Break Recap: Life is Good Because We Are Good
By Joey Hoosier -- As we head to the All-Star break, let’s take a look at how some key pieces of the rebuild are shaping up. For context, an average position player who plays nearly every game would be worth about 1.2 WAR by this point in the season. An average starting pitcher who pitches … Continue reading Southside Rebuild Update
Joey Nelson As the offseason goes on, Ovi is still shitfaced, the summer heats up and so do the rumors. With free agency right around the corner starting July 1st, everybody is losing their minds about where these star studded players will play next year. This free agent class has to have some of the … Continue reading NHL Offseason: Potential Future Hawks
Johnny Six Point - May 29, 2018 Last night, The Blackhawks affiliate Rockford Ice Hogs were eliminated from the Calder Cup Playoffs after a 2-1 loss to the Texas Stars. Yes, the Calder Cup Playoffs matter very much as the Hawks missed the playoffs for the first time in 10 years this season... With a … Continue reading Young Blackhawks Star Goes Fucking Berserk & I Kinda Like It
By Fat Chip There have been many atrocities that have plagued this world throughout history. The Crusades, The Black Plague, The use of Nuclear Weapons. But nothing comes close to what the MLB hammered down the pipeline this time. No not some stupid fucking arm sleeve (Wilson Contreras) or some stupid cleats (Ben Zobrist --Fuck … Continue reading The No-Fun Police (MLB) Shuts Down Daryl Boston’s Whistle
It has been an eventful first month of the season. Let’s revisit it. First, the bad. Losing 16 of 19 This stretch was painful to watch and does not deserve much comment on my part. In the 3-game series against the Astros, the Sox were blown out every game and were outscored 27-2. This … Continue reading South Side April Recap
Bad Unwritten Rules Over the past week or so, two players have taken exception to Tim Anderson. As Sox fans, we naturally sided with Anderson, but since it happened twice in such a short period of time, let’s at least look at these cases and try to be unbiased. Justin Verlander On April 20, … Continue reading Bad Unwritten Rules