Johnny Hoglund
The Cubs have announced that All-Star catcher Willson Contreras is expected to miss about 4 weeks with strained right hamstring.
All the Contreras talk in the news somehow reminded me of the time he shot his shot on former porn star, Mia Khalifa in 2017.
Nothing wrong with making new friends, right? Continuing to throw up half court shots after she responds with “Bye” is the kind of ‘never give up’ attitude you need in a catcher… I guess.
Willy claims that his account was hacked. Maybe it was just the old “Sorry. My friend took my phone and sent that when I was gone” trick. Regardless, Willy’s “Mi Friend” line still worked as he eventually found love.
The best catcher in the league recovered from the rejection and married a new bride 272 days later in Chicago City Hall during a 2018 season off-day.
Like Contreras, I’m happy this is in the past but I still can’t help but yell “Mi Friend!” when Willy hits one to the bleachers.
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