Johnny Hoglund

The Cubs have announced that All-Star catcher Willson Contreras is expected to miss about 4 weeks with strained right hamstring.

All the Contreras talk in the news somehow reminded me of the time he shot his shot on former porn star, Mia Khalifa in 2017.

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Nothing wrong with making new friends, right? Continuing to throw up half court shots after she responds with “Bye” is the kind of ‘never give up’ attitude you need in a catcher… I guess.

Willy claims that his account was hacked. Maybe it was just the old “Sorry. My friend took my phone and sent that when I was gone” trick. Regardless, Willy’s “Mi Friend” line still worked as he eventually found love.

The best catcher in the league recovered from the rejection and married a new bride 272 days later in Chicago City Hall during a 2018 season off-day.

Like Contreras, I’m happy this is in the past but I still can’t help but yell “Mi Friend!” when Willy hits one to the bleachers.

 

Speaking of the bleachers… Join the movement ⬇️

 

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